Out of the mouth of babes

Steven: "Hailey what did you do today?"
Hailey: "I... looked out the window and what did I see? Popcorn popping on the apricot tree."


Me: "Hailey how come you are screaming?"
Hailey (after immediately calming down): "Because we train our letters to make their sounds absolutely perfect every time."


Hailey: "This is Halloween, this is Halloween. Everyone’s waiting for the next surprise, popcorn popping right before my eyes."

Steven: "Hot dog, hot dog, hot scoobity scob!"
Hailey: "It's not scooby scob!"